
Notes From The Pier
Magical Madness from Cruise Ship Life
A satirical, deadpan look at cruise ship life, based on the author’s extensive interactions with cruise ship guests over many years in Roadtown, Tortola, BVI.
The book’s charmingly mad tales form the foundation of the brand and its wider appeal to all ages, from the young at heart to the wise in years.
Audiobook
Coming soon to your ears
The NFTP Audiobook brings the charming madness of the stories to life.
Currently being edited and mastered ahead of its release onto multiple audio platforms in the near future.
The NFTP Collection
Take a little island madness home
Postcards, bookmarks, stickers, apparel, souvenirs and glassware featuring Captain Gull, the Laughing Gulls and custom illustrations from the stories.
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Custom illustrations
Meet the Gulls
The stories come with multiple custom illustrations, starring Captain Gull and the Laughing Gulls, with scenes like ‘The Speedo Guys’ and ‘Where’s My Ship’. They also appear across the NFTP Collection.

Postcards
T-Shirts
Caps & Hats
Glassware